Nobody knows how he got the job. Nobody is brave enough to ask.
Introducing CEO CAT ($CEOCAT): a meme coin inspired by one very unqualified executive with excellent whiskers.
CHAIRMAN01 / The appointment
He walked into the boardroom, sat on the important documents, and refused to leave. By lunch, he had the corner office.
CEO CAT is a joke with a job title. His strategy is simple: stare at the charts, knock something off the desk, take a four-hour nap.
Memo from the CEO / No. 001
All meetings are now naps.
02 / Executive profile
Experience: none. Confidence: unreasonable. Favorite business expense: the cardboard box the printer came in.
Official title: CEO of sitting on things04 / The important paperwork
When a contract address is published, check it against official channels before interacting with any token.
Not announced yetNo contract address has been provided. Never copy an address from an unofficial source.
